
Anyway, I missed only my second Sunday in over 8 years to preach/teach at Cornerstone. Mild headache, low grade fever, cough, congestion ... the whole ball of wax. Monday morning I was still feeling puny so I went to the doctor to make sure I didn't have a tumor, cancer, strep, etc. The PA looked down my throat and said I had apparently caught some little bug but I wasn't dying. She offered me a shot and a steroid pack thingy, but I am an avoider of drugs unless it's an absolute necessity ... so I declined. "If you don't get better soon just let us know ... that will be $50."
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about the price, the care and attention, or anything like that. I like my doctor and his staff ... I think they do a great job. But here's what happens ... I spend the $50 and I feel better the next day. Nearly every stinkin' time!
So here's my new plan: The next time I get sick, I'll wait a couple of days and then shuffle my snotting, sneezing, coughing self down to the convenience store and plop $50 down for lottery tickets. That way I'll have a chance of getting rich while I trick my body into thinking I paid for medical care. (I really think this might work if my doctor's office sold lottery tickets.)

1. Dinner for the whole family at Chili's
2. A new transition bag for my triathlons
3. A fish pond for a family in a third world country
What would you rather spend $50 on? Let me know!
Due to the "$50 Virus" (that's my new name for it), last week's workout wasn't that great (this one won't be so great either) ... but here's the report:
I did manage to make some headway on the scales despite the lack of working out (probably due to the Chicken Noodle Soup diet):
Another pound ... yea!
Watch out for the $50 Virus ... it strikes when you can least afford it!
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